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grumpy_cat_christmas_by_michu0022-d6z6lj6 Today at work at the clothing store, they made me the Greeter. I wore a faux gold lame apron that appointed me “Gifting Expert” and accosted every customer who walked through the door. “Hello! Happy Holidays!! May I help you find the perfect gift?” Most everybody ran, but as long as I caused them to run into the store, my task was done. It sounds like a cushy job, getting paid a salary to say “Happy Holidays” to people. That’s what I tried to convince myself, anyhow. I worked it out on my first break. $7.96 an hour times 3.76