I have to go to court in 50 days to receive a cash settlement from my piece of shit ex-husband. I should be really happy, right? The opportunity to pry a f*cking penny out of his cold hands doesn’t come around every day – but every time I think about him, I get a migraine! Bam! Just like that, I am seeing halos and getting nauseous. He is a Narcissist who abused me for six years. Why can’t he just die and let me collect the life insurance money?