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Stupid new smartphone. I dropped my eight year old cellphone on the train platform and it hit the concrete hard. It seemed okay, but now it won’t hold a charge; so I had to put it in storage with my Israeli phone, my Canadian phone, and my old flip phone – which all have photographs on them that someday I hope to retrieve. I went to the MetroPCS store fearful that a homeless bum like myself would not be able to afford a new phone, but also hopeful that I could get a deal and maybe upgrade my cellphone to